Fredericksburg, TX

Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all."

If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.

If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:

-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D

I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!

There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?

I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!

by freefromthegripsoftheburg September 11, 2011

Freezer

The place where you keep your ICE (diamonds) like the drawer where rappers keep their jewelry

“Man show me ya freezer!”

“Like... in my kitchen?”

“Naw dog! Where ya keep ya wrist ice!”

by CardiBdevotee17 May 21, 2018

new freezer

a way of saying you have new jewelry

I just got this new freezer for my wrist

by Yung.pare1 November 5, 2017

Frederick

One of the most kindest, most amazing people you will ever meet they will treat you like a queen as soon as they lay eyes on you, there the most funniest people ever and would only prank you if you were really out for it. Frederick is the man of yours and my dreams his smile shines brighter than a million stars he makes your heart race faceted than a dozen fireworks his deep eyes make you melt and his touch feels like paradise, Weasley really is our king his hand perfectly intertwines with yours and you know you’ll always be safe around your Ginger Prince Charming he really is the best Husband anyone could ask for, our magic man

Ash: Frederick Weasley is the man of my dreams
Andy: Frederick is simply wonderful your so lucky!

by Bill Weasley February 6, 2021

Ghetto Freezer

noun: the place that served cold or perishable items are stored to keep them cold, only refers to a place that is not electrically, gas, or motor powered; does not necessarily have to refer to the ghetto, one can have a ghetto freezer for convenience.

Gangster 1 : Hey dawg where da milk at?
Gangster 2 : Yo, it's in the ghetto freezer cause I couldn't pay the electric bill.
Gangster 1 : Dumbass!

Zack: Welcome to the party, all the booze is out back in the ghetto freezer, there was not enough space in the fridge so we had to put them in the snow.

by Crazybmws February 20, 2010

frozer

A word that obviously isn't in the dictionary. Slang for an overweight white man in flannel.

Did you just call me a frozer?

by Frozer!!! July 20, 2008

Frederick

Frederick defined as a human with little to no emotion revolving around people he doesn’t know that much. Also this man can be very confused at moments and can say these exact words hMMMMMMMM? Another definition for Frederick is a boi who has many memes and has a computer that’s about to explode and dying for it to have a break cause of exstensive use.

Frederick, Jep time to eat now

by __YuzuPeppersBoogers_N_Cum July 28, 2018