A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).
Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag
by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023
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Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
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Because his roommate ratted on him for soaking Mackeighleigh, Ryan got sent on a fornication vacation.
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Gentleman 1: "Shall we proceed to the club so we may make deluge upon the wenches?"
Gentleman 2: "Oh yes, fornicately!"
Gentleman 2: "Oh yes, fornicately!"
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