forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009

Forking

Where a couple of people - best with more than 3 - throw a fork around, trying to catch it whilst avoiding it becoming embeded in a part of their body.
Me and my friends invented it in school when we found a spoon and started throwing it up in the air. We then lost it and found a fork instead. This is more dangerous and much more fun!

Girl: Ooh, a fork!
Boy: Lets go forking!
Everyone: Sounds fun...............

Girl: Ouch, it's in my eye.

by ELIECTRIC; April 3, 2009

forking

The act of sex in missionary position. The woman's legs and the woman's legs (all four approximately parallel) "create" the tines of a fork.

"Men prefer forking, women prefer spooning" he said to me.

They were forking all night long.

by C November 23, 2003

folding greens

the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)

those republicans seem like nothing but a bunch of folding greens!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

folding clothes

Means a boy is masterbating or doing something sexual

"Yeah i was just folding clothes"

by Alaska00 October 29, 2020

im shidding and farding rn

when you don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl so you say this for the meme

guy 1: *makes meme video*
guy 2: *watches* im shidding and farding rn

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

folding

The act of pushing the tip of one's circumcised penis so that it is "folded" inside out thereby constructing a pseudo-foreskin.

"Last night I told my girlfriend what folding means... then she did it to me."

by T-Dizzle0627 February 4, 2010