five footer

a bong 5 feet long. use at ur own descretion, not suited for amateur smokers... if you cant hold ur high, dont be hittin this shit.

larry took a five footer of my hair, and now hes pukin his guts out at back.

by killachronic August 27, 2005

Monster Footer

When Joe gives Billy the rest of his monster, and then Billy waits five minutes and gives Joe the best tackle ever seen, sending Joe three feet into the air (that's the footer part).

Did you see Billy give Joe that monster footer?

by Sam Beld October 21, 2008

fothermuckers

you are a fothermucker

vince is a fothermucker

by fuckyoubritneyspears February 3, 2004

foothorn

Part Foot part Horn - normally a side effect of zebra farming

Shit that guys got a Foothorn

by Azap March 12, 2008

Fothermucker

A fucking menace to society, someone who likes big cocks shoved up their ass with the balls attached also loved cum all in their hairy butthole

Fothermucker u fucked my grandmother, u wanna square up at the nearest McDonald’s .

by Fuckerboy69 August 22, 2019

Pink Footer

Pink Footer - All the little new born babies

Kevin: So Jacques, when are you having your Pink Footer??

by Petfood August 28, 2009

fothermucker

Motherfucker, said by someone who can't speak properly.

"Eww air a fothermucker."

by Steaver370 April 22, 2004