Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025

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Fondle my pickle

Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.

Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!

by QueeferAngus73 July 02, 2023

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Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.

Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling

by Bonzilizard June 29, 2011

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Selectively fondled

Hand-picked; hand-selected.

“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”

by Compatibility Issue April 15, 2018

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Fondle Juice

Fondle Juice has been around for thousands of years.

It was created by someone known has Callum Gregory but he has passed away now.

It has been used to fix erectile discfunctions.

Hey Bryn I think I need some fondle Juice my penis is floppy again.

by TheAquixIm October 22, 2018

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