Flustercuck

A Flustercuck is a clusterfuck you aren’t involved in yet. You are sitting in the corner, watching it happen. You know you’re going to have to get in there and it’s going to be a mess.

Bill’s doing Jaeger bombs and grinding on the bouncers girl. This is a total flustercuck.

by Scmookus May 13, 2019

busted flush

Something/someone which ends up worthless despite great potential.

The new manager trainee looked great on paper but after a year it was obvious he was a busted flush.

by swan7girl September 27, 2013

flusey

A female who flirts with lots of men and has probably had sex with lots of men.

"Did you see Erin Burnett flirting with that group of guys again, she is such a flusey."

by jack.ca October 31, 2007

Complimentary flush

The one required toilet flush at the end of one's defecation. unlike a courtesy flush , which is not required, this is a mandatory flush in toiletry etiquette.

I wish John had used a courtesy flush so he wouldn't stink up the bathroom, but at least he remembered the complimentary flush after taking a shit.

by 1badmotha February 7, 2009

Flustercluck

Similar to its reverse, meaning a compounded fiasco where many things are going wrong at once, but in this case, flustered individuals are all talking at once, trying to solve the problem and getting nowhere. The word evokes the sound and image of a group of frightened hens.

The PTA meetings devolved into flusterclucks after the president resigned.

by suburbanpoet May 26, 2013

chron flust

an event in which you were chronically flustered

I had a chron flust last night

by The Chron Flustinator October 29, 2007

Mercy flush

Flushing the toilet, as not to clog it if your taking a big crap

-- Used if you are taking such a big crap that it might clog the toilet, so you flush 1/2 way.

Man, give that thing a mercy flush, so it wont overflow!

by J. H September 18, 2005