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Florence+The Machine

The ACTUAL name of the band others often call "Florence AND the Machine"
Mike: Hey, did you see Florence and the Machine last night?
Marley: No, I did not see Florence AND the Machine last night. I did, however, see Florence+The Machine.
by MrPandaBear321 March 4, 2016
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frozen sloppy

When someone ices down a dick almost to the point of freezing and then getting a sloppy knob job
I still got freezer burn on my dick from that frozen sloppy last night.
by Dakoton July 22, 2017
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is your pond frozen?

An ambiguous phrase referring to parts unknown. In Canada and other Temperate regions that suffer a large climatic range, frozen bodies of water may not be safe for a majority of the winter months. Is your pond frozen?, has of course been turned around for more devious uses.

It is often used as a "come on" term by men to find out if the object of their desire seeks to lay with them.
John: Hey Jill, is your pond frozen?
Jill: Oh John, you are such a pervert.
by BeatmasterB January 30, 2010
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Florentine Method

The process of, during sex, grabbing the base of the penis and pulling the skin back to tighten it around the shaft, making it sensitive, in order to decrease the amount of time to have an orgasm.
The flight attendant was knocking on the door while I was having sex with Molly, so she used the Florentine Method to wrap it up.
by John Manlapid May 30, 2006
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Florentin

You are as smart as a florentin
by Qol September 10, 2018
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Frozen Food Nubbies

The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.
Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Florence, Alabama

Also known as "Flotown".

Florence, Alabama is a small city in northern Alabama and is the county seat of Lauderdale County. It is host to Florence High, who have some pretty bitchin' athletics and an amazing theater department, and also the University of North Alabama who have the same. There are plenty of private Christian schools to choose from if public schooling sounds a little rough.

There are a ton of museums and Frank Lloyd Wright has a house here. No one cares about any of that, though. Most people only go to eat at the amazing, relatively unknown restaurants and go shopping.

Notable sights include Rivertown Coffee, Crocodile Eds, Wal-Mart, Deibert Park, Ricebox, Wok n Roll, the Mall, UNA, Shoals Theater, the Smokehouse, and generally just the whole downtown area.

Also a mecca for those too lazy to shell out gas money to go to Huntsville.
"Hey, let's go to Florence!"
"Florence, Italy?"
"No... Florence, Alabama... Dumbass."

"Let's go to Huntsville!"
"I need gas money..."
"Let's go to Florence!"
by deerrrrrr December 30, 2009
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