Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

floating face

When under the influence of LSD people's faces will sometimes appear to be "floating" as if detached from their head.

Holy shit, do you see Laz's face? It's floating! He is a floating face!

by Original Laz June 2, 2008

Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.

Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!

by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015

floating clothes

When someone is so dark that it looks like floating clothes. Racial slur particularly used towards african americans

Dam jerry its so dark out here.

I know man you see that set of floating clothes over there.

by tmeza76 September 13, 2015

Floating Chair

Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.

dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!

by EDDY-G-123 May 14, 2016

floating the bullfrog

floating the bullfrog - the ever soothing act of your buoyant balls afloat a body of water.

History...just a funny saying that I heard once about 30 years ago and never again since..unless said by me. Just funny imagery I guess.

-My me-time is often spent floating the bullfrog in the bathtub.

- Vacationing on the lake and floating the bullfrog brings back fond memories

by Bungee Minor July 6, 2017

Flaping

The combination of flapping and gaping.

That dude is a flaping anus!

by Throbinwilliams January 3, 2018