Flatubation

Masturbating to the smell of your own farts.

Flatubation is probably best in the morning when I have gas and morning wood.

by LefseLunatic September 13, 2019

flagelate

Vaginal flatulance accompanied by a significant clunge discharge

"if you think you can flagelate there you can sleep on that fucking side!"

by Ugg May 3, 2003

self-flagulating

farting into a rag and then sniffing it

Before every self-flagulating radio address, George Bush eats a can of beans, then sticks a microphone up his ass and lets it rip for the consumption of the nation.

by Peter C. Shelby May 8, 2008

flatubation

Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.

The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubation.

by Alex Quantashassle September 3, 2005

fatuated

someone who is not aware that they are fat. they wear close that only "skinny" people should wear.

wow that girl is fatuated!

by naomi, jensen June 21, 2007

Flatulated

To expel digestive gasses through the rectum (bootyhole)

Dude, I flatulated in her eye when she was tossing my salad

by Hung Like A Fieldmouse December 6, 2019

flatulative

A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.

Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.

by ace1080x November 24, 2011