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Wakandan flashbang

When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”
I knew she was too good to be true, so I had to give her a Wakandan flashbang.
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022
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Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.
She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.
by Jay zees December 27, 2020
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Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”
by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021
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Flashbanged

Getting flashed with a powerful flashlight

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Getting shocked from content (content is usually given in a fast amount of time.) This originated from the first definition. Its the feeling you get when being flashbanged (FROM definition a.)
*Person A shining a flashlight in Person B's eyes*
Person B: OW! don't flashbang me!

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Person A: I'm going to infodump about the omegaverse so prepare to get flashbanged
Person B: oh god
by goofy bat February 13, 2025
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the flashbang effect

When you get blinded by lies but after you can see the truth once it has warn off
Yo Joe, did you get the flashbang effect put on you?
by USRLover2015 April 25, 2017
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flashbang

When you’re receiving head, just before you cum, you wind up a right hook and punch her in the jaw and then cum in her eyes and run away.
You know that girl Joe hooked up with? Yeah he flashbanged her
by Odst October 20, 2019
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Flashbang

When a streamer accidentally or on purpose changes to a white screen and "flashbangs" the whole stream.
XQC: OK JUICERS, THAT WAS FUN GETTING BANNED FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, TIME TO PLAY GOOGLE FUED.
Stream: OMEGALUL, OK, EWWWWWWW, NOTLIKETHIS
XQC: (proceeds to switch screen) OK, WE PLAYING NOW DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................S
Stream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BabyRage, Pepega, Flashbang, Flashbanged
by _Canadia April 6, 2021
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