Fire Crotch

A retarded red headed bitch that has a really raunchy red haired vagina and is required to use sun screen as lubricant.

The ugly curly red headed girl in my science class that goes through sun screen alot is a FIRE CROTCH.

by Burned by Gabi May 14, 2009

Fire Crotch

When your crotch is on fire

My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch

by Matt September 30, 2004

Fire-crotch

When a guy puts a drop of hot sauce on the tip of a condom before penetration.

"This Tobasco sauce will be perfect to give my girlfriend a fire-crotch."

by Stuart November 14, 2003

fire crotch

A person that has a fire in their crotch and needs to alleviate it by doing any of the following: bitch about life and/or delivers cookies to future fathers.

Sarah is such a fire crotch!

by Jack Shau December 12, 2008

Fire Crotch

A red-headed bastard who has the same colored pubic hair as he does all over the rest of his godforsaken body. The Female Race can not be firecrotches.

Look at that sonofabitch fire crotch, Jimmy, he's gay!

by BlackFoxx December 28, 2005

Fire Crotch

Red headed person. Why do we call them that? Cuz there crotch hair is obviously red so ITS ON FIRE!

Michelle: Hey who's that person over there with the red hair?
Me: Oh that's just that dumb firecrotch.

by Meggie May 13, 2005

Fire-Crotch

A person who is passive agressive

That guy was a total Fire-Crotch when he handed me that sharpie !

by StellarMiki May 10, 2016