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Fidelity Investments

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified
Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks
by D Flawless November 11, 2021
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fidel

fidel is really horny i don’t know how people deal with him. but he is the nicest person with the biggest dick you will ever meet.
Omg fidel was in my bed last night!!!
by Pitolover666 May 4, 2023
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Fidel Castro

What the actual fuck is the top definition, why is everything on this shitty website so oversexualized.
Everyone downvote that weird sexual definition of Fidel Castro! Regardless of if you like or hate Fidel Castro I think we can all agree to downvote that dumb sexual definition.
by I eat poop 69 June 24, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Semantic Fidelity

When words still carry their original meaning instead of getting twisted by algorithms, brands, or culture. The opposite of when “authentic” somehow means staged. High semantic fidelity = language actually says what it means.
“Bro, that ad copy has zero semantic fidelity. It’s like reading a chatbot trained on vibes.”
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025
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Lord yonko they call him very cool guy but scared to show his face at times it’s probably because of all the nonstop jacking he does at times according to multiple sources he relieves stress by punishing his cat multiple times a day he’s a really cool guy but u do not catch him in the morning because his breath will hit u with something that could change ur mood But he’s a fantastic guy funny excellent and has a very dirty mind at times
by Djermy November 21, 2023
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