Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.
Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!
*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*
Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*
Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!
*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*
Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*
Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021
Get the Fernmug. Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.
Today was so fern!
by ^<^ December 5, 2018
Get the Fernmug. by Jupiter_is_dying December 6, 2021
Get the Fernmug. (n.) a beautiful soul, inside and out. a woman who has been thru hell and back. a lost soul looking for her way back. a slut. a woman with a brain injury that has no short term memory. a changed person. a cheater. a fighter. a victim of abuse. delicious beautiful prey for predators. curly haired Jewish girl that smells wonderful. lost just wanting to come home(wherever the fuck that is). is looking for her children who were unfortunately so traumatically taken from her, which she will not find until the after life. a sad life story. a drug, sex, anything bad addict.
Naomi Fern is a different person than she was before the accident, sadly she has changed for the worst.
by TragicLife September 7, 2023
Get the Naomi Fernmug. by Dennis phoenix and fern December 25, 2022
Get the Dennis phinezzz and fernmug. by Nichodoodle August 30, 2019
Get the Fernmug. Fern is my fantasy girl.
Her exotic gothic street style is off-putting at first, but she's actually a very likable, funny person. She loves cheese, she writes poetry and plays the kazoo. she is simply misunderstood. No man will ever understand the way she talks, thinks, or even her perspective.
I’m happy I know a fern.
Her exotic gothic street style is off-putting at first, but she's actually a very likable, funny person. She loves cheese, she writes poetry and plays the kazoo. she is simply misunderstood. No man will ever understand the way she talks, thinks, or even her perspective.
I’m happy I know a fern.
by Woahhh1989 March 31, 2025
Get the Fernmug.