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Fark

Fark, to inspire and motivate
by Frank Blunt May 31, 2006
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Fark Hark

Random words said by someone who doesn't know what to say.
AARRRUGH! Fark Hark!
by Jet Wildarm February 5, 2005
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fark

you can use it for any word. (expl) i fark(love) you.

people might not always know what you mean but it is always fun to use frak for a word(s) and people wont know what or who you are talking about :
by amaZingycute15 June 20, 2009
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Fark Independent™

A vocally right-wing member of the news aggregation Web site fark.com who is now so embarrassed by the Bush administration that he claims to be an "independent" while taking every opportunity to bash members of the "democrat party." The term is typically accompanied by a trademark symbol.
"Claiming Obama is a secret Muslim again? I guess that's what we've come to expect from another fark independent™."
by crm114uk August 7, 2008
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Fark over

*boys steals a girls cell phone then runs*
Girl: Get back here! *chases him for a few moments*
Boy: *snicker* NO!
*Girl finally catches up to him and stops him in his tracks*
Girl: Fark over my cell...*hold hand out*
Boy: ...Fine...*hands over the cell*
by xxremington@yahoo.com April 16, 2007
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Fark

(A conjunction of fuck and fart; can also be spelled "farck.") The act of farting as a result of being penetrated in a sexual act. Usually, the farting is a result of pressure directly or indirectly on the farter's anal canal by a sexual partner's or partners' body part(s). Alternately, the fart may emerge as a result of the farter tensing abdominal muscles in the act of fucking. In any case, farking results from a physical pressure in a sexual act, and does not refer to the accidental release of a fart during sex due to the farter's inability to hold in gas.
M: "Hey Delilah, how was your night of sweet lovemaking with Henry?"
Delilah: "It was soo embarrassing! I was far(c)king all over the place! Right when he inserted, the pressure on the wall of my anal canal made me fark! And then when I was riding him, the fierce engagement of my abdominal muscles caused me to fark even more. But at the end of it he told me he loved me, so I would say it was worth it."
M: "Wow, well I'm so happy that you had a great night. I can relate to the farcking, though--that happens to me all the time."
by GarliChic March 20, 2016
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fark

When a dog is startled, and simultaneously farts and barks at the same time.
I turned the corner and scared the sleeping dog. It farked. It was loud and smelly.
by JohnnieVegas July 27, 2017
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