Peter Facinelli

An incredibly talented and down-to-earth actor who became famous after starring in the popular TV show "Fastlane". He went on to star in The Twilight saga playing the hottest doctor of all time, Carlisle Cullen, and again played a doctor in "Nurse Jackie".

He is the only male in the Twilight saga that is worth a second look and the only person in the whole movie who can ACTUALLY act. Robert Pattinson looks like a messed up druggie, Taylor Lautner is way too over-rated, Kristen Stewart is the most monotonous piece of crap with no personality whatsoever. Carlisle Cullen on the other hand...he is just the man every girl secretly has a crush on but won't admit it.

He is originally Italian, married to actress Jennie Garth and has three young daughters. Peter has a lovable personality, is very humble and makes every effort with things like charity events and connecing with his fans online through Twitter.

Peter has never fallen in bad publicity such as drugs/drunk driving. He charms everyone with his humour and amazing looks and is a great role model for aspiring young actors and actresses. In a decade from now, Peter Facinelli will be in the same league as Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.

Long live Peter Facinelli <3
Please make a Fastlane Season 2!

Example 1
Fangirl: OMG how HOT was that guy in Twilight!!

Fangirl2: OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT. TAYLOR LAUTNER IS NEXT LEVEL SEXY!

Fangirl1: wtf you on about? Who is Taylor Lautner?! I'm talking TEAM CARLISLE here!

Example 2
Fangirl3: Love your desktop background! Peter Facinelli is so hot!

Fangirl4: Totally! He looks so much like Johnny Depp in these pictures.

by peterfacinellifan1 May 26, 2010

Falingo

A person, usually from Denmark, who has an extreme sexual lust for flamingos and cheap lawn toys.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy over there in the kid's petting zoo? he was totally checking out that flamingo

Guy 2: Yeah, he's definitely a falingo

by n0t-a-m00se July 10, 2012

fakin it

knowingly being ridiculous.

person 1: i think diet coke is better then coke
person 2: no, you are definitely fakin it

by maxsal September 30, 2012

Fading Canadian

It is when you politely terminate a relationship by making less and less contact with the other part.

How's it going with that broad, eh?
Meh. She's allright, but I think imma pull a Fading Canadian.

by broheme brourgeoise March 1, 2016

Food Stamp Famine

The period of time during which you run out of food waiting on your food stamps to arrive.

"Hey man why is your fridge empty?!? "
"Food Stamp Famine Man! "

by TheJoker82 April 9, 2012

Famine wank

it's a wank after you've been deprived of a wank or sex for an extended period of time

I starved myself from wanking for a week and had an unbelievable famine wank last night

by Rial-toes March 15, 2009

pump-faking

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another

when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.

by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009