Fanny Phantoms

Where a woman has not had any action for so long that ghosts have started to haunt her feminine area.
Yo Momma so old she got her some fanny phantoms
by Dead & I Love It January 14, 2007
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fanny tarzan

An aggresive male who prefers the company of a more submissive male (typically a gardener, bike messenger or flight attendant) during the act of gay anal sex; A homosexual who aspires to penetrate male ass, but never allows for his own crack to be so much as sniffed; A man that is not that gay, but definitely still gay.
"Say your prayers son or the fanny tarzan in the closet will come out in the middle of the night and penetrate your asshole." - Dad to his son
by Mitch121212 September 15, 2008
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Fannying around

To saunter around or to not take something seriously.
by Dawn Phoenix September 29, 2011
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fanny juice

Vaginal secretions of the sexual origin. Or it could be your ass leaking
I wish I didn't wear a silk skirt tonight, you could see my fanny juice right through!
by Mannyjuice April 02, 2017
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Frankenfurter Fanny

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by the creators of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.
I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever attributed to Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!
by alphaholism is it February 06, 2011
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Fanny Eyes

When your driving in the dark and every other fucker's headlights are really bright, so you assume they've got their high beams on. Your squinting like a bit of a fanny, so you flash them to switch their high beams off, but they didn't have their high beams on, and then they flash you back with their high beams and you squint like an absolute fanny and nearly crash your car......Fanny Eyes.
I hate driving in the dark with these fucking fanny eyes.
by Herman Pootang December 06, 2018
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fanny cannibal

A WORD USED TO INSULT LESBIANS MADE UP BY HILARIOUS COMEDIAN Frankie Boyle
fuck off you fanny cannibal
by fghjkfgjkshkhgtrskjghkjd December 28, 2011
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