faker

A girl who looks hot from a distance or from behind but upon closer examination is not. Also called a "40 ft. faker," "hot from afar but far from hot," etc. Fakers are very often blond and tan.

"Yo check out that girl up there!" "Nah, I say she's a faker"

by AnthonyR July 19, 2007

Christian Faker

1) Any Christian you meet anywhere

2) Anyone that goes to a church building (regardless of denomination) and have sing-a-longs about how good everything is and then sit through a lecture of the same kind.

3) Anyone who bases everything that they do or don't do, from the book called the Bible (which is the equivalent to the Koran for the Islamic religion, or the Book of Mormon to the Mormons). Also, if they talk to someone who DOESN'T know or believe what THEY believe, that someone is a lost soul.

4) The person who talks to you about how their belief is the right way and everyone should believe the same way or else it is said that one will go to hell (a place that is described as a place of eternal torture and pain).

Christian Faker: This morning in church, the pastor read this real awesome passage from 1 Thessalonians that read...

Friend: You know, I came here to hangout, not be preached at, ok?

Christian Faker: But I really want you to hear this; it so spoke to me...but alright.

by Dave The Symphony May 18, 2011

Mother Faker

1) This phrase is another way of saying mother fucker.

2) Saying someone is a fake mother.

3) Another way of saying someone is faking somthing.

1)Oh you mother faker.

2)Shit you aint my mom you mother faker!

3)Son you a little mother faker.

by JRR [Slick] December 22, 2008

Faker Shaker

Someone that attempts to be a person they really aren't. Tend to act differently in front of different people.
Is generally due to a lack of self confidence or too much pill popping.

A Group may be referred to as Faker Shakers.

Person A: hey how much of a faker shaker is Katie acting like she is a rich girl in front of Steve.

by Johnny Gupta December 29, 2008

fakeries

Someone who acts fake to other ppl in certain situations.

Mary Bashi Is The Fakeries When Shes With Those Eastside Bitches

by Cuuuute May 21, 2006

faker fans

1. Kids/Teens (usually girls) that only like a band because they are 'hawt' or 'smexy'. Don't appreciate their music AT ALL. Most likely dont even know more than 3 of their songs. Often don't even know their names. Yet they still claim to be "Mrs. ____ _____."

Example A:

FF:"Dayummm who's that yummy lookin guitar player with the curly hair?"
True Fan:"That would be Nick..."
FF:"Dayummm I'm gonna fuckk that Nick HARD."
True Fan:"Oh god..not another one of those faker fans."

Example B:

FF#1: "You know the Jonas Brothers?"
FF#2: "Yeah, that old Disney band..right? What about them?"
FF#1: "They got HOT!"
FF#2: "No way, girl. Which one is the hottest?"
FF#1: "The one with the jew fro. I think his name is...err....Ned! Yeah Ned."
FF#2: "I'm marrying that Ned!"
TF: "Hey, guys. Who is this Ned you're marrying?"
FF#2: "Ned Jonas!"
TF: "Oh god.."

by Ashley Jonas November 12, 2007

fakegrob

hot sexy ae editor aka my luvrrr 4 evaaa

fakegrob is such a cunty whore!

by twilightwhore3000 August 21, 2021