lap fungus

an animal that is very affectionate lazy and cuddly; a pet that never leaves your lap

my cat has become total lap fungus since i got him neutered

by sidmitch August 14, 2009

butt fungus

musrooms or moss that growing in or around the rim of your asshole.

Paul Durso has gnarly butt fungus.

by johann smelts January 26, 2009

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

bung fungus

a collection of lint, shit, dingleberries, pubes and toilet paper typically found at the top of an unkempt ass crack

Gary wiped his bung fungus across Shelia's toothbrush. LOL.

by Dr. Steve McBreffstank August 29, 2013

earlingus fungus

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.

"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"

by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015

Guinea Fungus

When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.

I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.

by King Jabuscuss July 7, 2015

face fungus

Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.

Dude, your face fungus makes you look like a teenage hipster.

by Tangoes with Dingoes November 12, 2015