fuckwit

A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.

"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"

"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"

"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.

by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021

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A person who is oblivious to all others needs

This fuckwit was eating crisps loudly while I was on a conference call

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Fuckwit

The current Prime minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

A person so inept and clueless that no matter what they do they will screw everything up, from Oven Ready deals to world beating covid track and trace programs to other lies a Fuckwit will screw them all up.

My god the PM has lied again, this is like the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, what a Fuckwit.

by Don't vote tory! September 28, 2021

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Hi, I am massimo the bumsimmo, I am a fuckwit

by ukaiyYT January 30, 2022

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A person who could be extremely intelligent if he (usually) - or, she/they etc. (unusually) - desires intelligence; yet, he (she/they etc…) prefers to lack intelligence. Similar to several types of personality disorder (according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders)

I hope that the court will prove he’s a fuckwit

by Ho_Kepos April 18, 2022

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