fuck broke get money

Screw not having a job and no money work for what you want

Friend:Life is a vacation

Me : no it’s not your broke and can’t even buy drinks “fuck broke get money”

by Jessie Ames September 20, 2021

Get fucking rolled

Make someone get or comment on someone that got Trolled, tricked, duped, and or losing pathetically

Person 1: Someone just sent me hentai on my school issued laptop. Now I don't have a laptop for the rest of the year
person 2: get fucking rolled

by ProfessionalBozo March 6, 2022

He who fucks up, Cannot get back up

It is a quote used to show how if you have a downfall, you wont be able to rise back up again considering the bad things you have done

Person 1 : Come the fuck on man, cant we just move on??
Person 2 : Nah you cant get back from it now.
Person 3 : As it has been said “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.” -Lembino

by Lembino December 14, 2024

“He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”

A quote used to show how if someone has done something incredibly wrong and has been exposed for it, there can be no turning it around or no escape

Person 1 : Dude cant we just move on from this??
Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave.
Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”

by Lembino December 14, 2024

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Get fucked muddy

When someone is fucked in the ass until they shit all over your dick. More often used as a colorful way to say "fuck you"

I can't believe you cut me off!!! Get fucked muddy!

by Zygotes Zygoats Zygote's August 26, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025