Fuck Your Shelf 

The act of telling people off that consistently misspell words in their statuses and in other aspects of life. The "your" can be substituted with "them" when the action is towards someone else or to "my" when regarding yourself (or your shelf). The "shelf" is supposed to "self" in proper English. Can also be used as FMS, FYS or FTS as abbreviations.

For the fact that you always misspell on Facebook, you can go fuck your shelf!

Why is this day dragging on? FMS

I'm in the mood to tell somebody to go fuck them shelf.

Fuck Your Shelf by FMS Man October 4, 2011

fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay 

By saying this, you avoid conversations and absolutely destroys the other person.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay
Person 1: *explodes*

fuck you fuck your mother your mother gay by noturmomthatsforsure May 22, 2018

good enough to fuck your mother 

When you feel so good that you can fuck somones mom.

Hey, How are you feelin Mac? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!! -Super troopers

good enough to fuck your mother by _Zd_ December 24, 2007

Fuck Your Couch 

The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.

Cynnamon: You are such a whore!

Mary: Well fuck your couch!

Cynnamon: .... What?

Fuck Your Couch by Hanamizu February 5, 2009

national fuck your girlfriend's ass day 

Feb 13 is national fuck your girlfriend's ass day

Alexis, it's national fuck your girlfriend's ass day and I'm going to fuck the hell outta you

national fuck your girlfriend's ass day by Give it all February 4, 2021

go fuck yourself 

A more forceful equivalent to get lost or go away. Many variations exist, including hide-and-go-fuck-yourself. Expression by a first party for a second party to leave the vicinity or simply stop associating with or annoying the first party.

He wouldn't leave me alone, so I told him to go fuck himself.

go fuck yourself by NeNay June 2, 2005

Fuck Your Christmas 

Fuck Your Holiday. Fuck any day where you are happy. I hope it becomes horrible and your cat dies

Yo that nigga tried to get with my girl so I said fuck your Christmas and punched him in the face

Fuck Your Christmas by EL- January 23, 2009