fred

a big butthole that likes trash-talking people and swears a LOT

is that fred swearing

yah it is and he likes LUlu

by lulululululuulu June 6, 2018

fred

To fret that you might poop yourself whilst allowing your sphincter to relax ever so slightly in the hope that you will enjoy the pleasure of releasing a tremendously satisfying, beeping fart. This verb applies especially to coffee drinkers on the run to catch a mode of public transportation.

"I'm running to the lightrail and I just scarfed last night's Chipotle, followed by two espresso shots, so I really hope I don't fred because these are my only work-appropriate trousers."

by Kid Whiskers July 14, 2015

Fred

hes a fucking nigger and he should kill himself

Fred is a gay man

by swazoo69696996 March 31, 2022

Fred

The most kind and caring man in the world. Someone you can always trust to be there for you. He is super hot and all the girls want him, but hes taken and in a super amazing, commited relationship. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to be him. Hes amazing inside and out.

Madi: omg did you see that guy? Hes going to be my husband.
Person 2: must be a fred.

by 05112017 May 1, 2018

Fred

a cute boy who is a great kisser and has a big dick. Another fred is an annoying guy on youtube.

Joe: I saw Fred today!
Robert: You know you're not supposed to watch it
James: Yeah.

by Allyson Holiday January 2, 2019

fred

fred is a sexy man and everyone fancies him xx

oi uno fred roberts he is proper LENG

by CAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM January 12, 2020

Fred

The guy who is a dad brother and mentor. Not the most handsome but makes that up in smarts and creativity.

Hey do you know Fred

Ya he is so smart and helpful

by CooCooCat March 21, 2020