The student was going to be late for his mid-term so he took a military shower in order to be on time.
by MarineDuckie2012 December 03, 2011
The thing that changes the mind of somebody who wants to go to jail because they thing it's gangsta.
In the prison showers, if you drop the soap, you get booty raped in the ass by a 6 1/2 foot tall man with a dick the length of your monitor if you pick that shit up. It may even happen more than once a week, so keep your rectum intact
In the prison showers, if you drop the soap, you get booty raped in the ass by a 6 1/2 foot tall man with a dick the length of your monitor if you pick that shit up. It may even happen more than once a week, so keep your rectum intact
Wannabe Gangster Kid: When I bust outta prison, I'ma become the leader of the Bloods and will have hoes on my dick for days and will have 20-inch rims that spin when my Lambo ain't moving and shit.
Guy: Alright then, prepare to get screwed in the ass when you go into the prison showers.
Guy: Alright then, prepare to get screwed in the ass when you go into the prison showers.
by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017
A game you can play in prison in the showers. A convict will lather himself with soap, and the other inmates will form a two sided line. The runner will try to make it through the line without getting knocked down or slipping.
Frank tried to run the shower gauntlet last night, and he slipped and fell, landing face down. A big fella landed face down on top of him, and well, you can imagine it from there.
by JimFart October 12, 2018
The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.
John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.
by GuzziJoej1971 December 01, 2013
Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.
Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
by Birgeneau May 07, 2010
as the water hit mike's fat ass body, he noticed a large amount of shower yogurt on the floor and proceeded to consume the gelatinous jizz substance.
by the forgotten misfits April 09, 2011
When you just put on a bunch of deodorant, brush your teeth and muss up your hair instead of spending the time to take a shower.
Peter Davis was running late, but he smelled bad, as usual, so he just brooklyn showered and got going.
by peterdavis666 September 08, 2013