Foof

A silly person, a fool

Person 1: I heard justin tripped over his shoelaces yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a silly little foof!

by Dats beans March 25, 2024

FOOF

FOOF = Fresh Out Of Fucks. FOOF is appropriate for situations where you are just too exhausted/over it to give a shit anymore -- even if you should definitely give a shit.

FOOF has its origins in law school contexts, but it is applicable to many life situations. It also makes for an excellent hashtag (#FOOF).

I'm FOOFing right now. Do I look like I give a single shit?

Instead of writing my legal brief which is due tomorrow, I ate an entire box of Oreos and binge-watched Netflix. #FOOF

by wolly68 October 22, 2014

Foof N' Scoops

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).

Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025

Foof

A burn or someone failing hilariously and erupting into figurative flames.

Victim: Hey Eva, how's it going?
*Eva obviously ignores him or walks away*
His buddies: foof!

by Carpedeeznutz June 4, 2018

Foof

Large amounts of curly, thick hair upon one's head. A Foof is often curly hair combed out so that it looks frizzy and puffy. A foof is a combination of a fluff and a poof aka a foof!

"Look at that girls hair! It looks like she just got electrocuted!"
"What a foof!"

by MJMcE July 20, 2009

Foof

When you give someone as booty bump aka boof and they laugh and the drugs go into the mouth or face of the giver.

Austin gave a boof but I giggled and foofed the drugs into his mouth

by Aspenswallows September 7, 2023

Foof

When you are subbing to pewdiepie and you stub your toe and it hurts so bad you want to swear, but say oof at the same time.

''Oh, I'll sub right now- AHH FOOF!"

by Memeb0i 69420 February 18, 2019