febuary 5th

fuck a freind friday

hey bro its febuary 5th wanna fuck :)

by oopssksksksksksksksksks February 5, 2021

Febuary 5th

The day of the Mars Bar
On febuary 5th of each year, it is tradition to consume a mars bar at the time of your choosing. Preferably with a friend.

"It's febuary 5th! Time to digest a mars bar!"

by Pigeon Concert February 5, 2021

Fubar News

A community Facebook page in North East Scotland. This page gives local news in Aberdeen and Aberdeenshire. The information is submitted by people. Road Traffic Accidents, groups of kids hanging about etc.. Because of this the posts may be inaccurate or may not have actually happened. The page is also an outlet for people to show their own horrible views in the comments.

Mel : OMG theres people in a van going around Aberdeen stealing dogs.
Ewan: Theres nothing on the Police Scotland facebook page and no one has commented that their dog has been stolen.
Mel : But it's true it's on Fubar News.

by AberdeenButtery May 3, 2021

Fat Fun Febuary

The month of Fat Fun Febuary is for fat boys of America where they meet and start crushing each other

Oh shoot it's Fat Fun Febuary hopefully no one crushes me

by ur mum geeey January 31, 2020

Finger fist febuary

U can give as much finger as u want. NO GIRLS CAN REJECT U IN THIS MONTH. (EVEN UR MOM)

Hey karen its finger fist febuary u want some?

by daddy jolle gg October 5, 2020

Febuary 20

People born on febuary 20 are very odd people

The don’t know how to be normal and the always get on people’s nerves they don’t know when the joke is dead
The also can’t take a joke they are very sensitive and some might say an asshole at times <3

Friend your bday is febuary 20 oh god

by Fucknutttt January 5, 2021

febuary 19

National fuck your girlfriend day
Do it.

Aye bro it’s febuary 19 u getting sum tn?

by B0rlig February 19, 2021