FAF

Funny As Fuck. Used in chatrooms, message boards, for IMing,texting, etc, ect.

Girl 1: OMG, den dat hoe slppd on a banana peel nd fel!

Girl 2: HAHAHA!! Dats FAF!

by ~Rebz~ December 9, 2008

faf

can either mean fit as fuck
or fat as fuck

or fat ass fucker, works brilliantly ever way

person1: hey that lauren's faf int she
person2: she isn't fit u retard
person1: i didnt say dat, i sed shes faf, fat as fuck
person2: oh - u cud av sed she was a fat ass fucker aswell
person1: haha lol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

FAF

Fat and Friendless. An acronym used to describe people who are both obese and unsociable. Can also be used sarcastically or as an excuse.

General Usage:
"Pfft, I dont have a date to prom, im too FAF"
"Hey look at that FAF'er over there without a date"
"Why would I be friends with him? He's FAF..."

Jenny: Why aren't you going to the party tonight?
Nick: I'm FAF.... duhhhhh!

by FAF King November 24, 2011

FAF

1.Fly as Fuck

2. Fresh as Fuck

Man those threads are FAF!

Daymn shawty you lookin FAF t'day

by Rick-ayyy! March 4, 2008

FAF

Frigid as Fuck
This is when a girl is way to frigid for a guy to possibly stay with her. Like maybe he fingered her but she did not return the favour.

Jadz: Dude why you not even trying to see that girl no more?
Charlie: Dude she is a FAF !!!!!!!!!
Jadz: ahhh ok fair play.

by Christopher Wrightson April 25, 2008

FAF

Fancy As Fuck

- For NYE, I bought a couple of bottles of Moët Rosé Grand Cru Vintage.
- That's FAF!

by snooze92 April 11, 2016

faf

faf stands for fake ass friend or fake ass fan.

popular in california

He told me he wasn’t going to the party, but he’s there right now. What a faf!

by livlily September 3, 2019