exploding orphus

that moment when you shit and/or fart so got damn hard you think you have an anus that was stretched by the hulk's magnum dong

a.k.a. you just fucked up and you may need a life alert for the next time your anus explodes all over the place

person 1: "Landon what the fuq, did you just shit your phuckin pants"
the one who shit: "No, that was just my exploding orphus ya fuck tard"
person 2: "Booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we need to get the swat team in here that shit is worse than a fuckin stick in the ass"

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh February 25, 2020

exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

Exploding Snowman

On the 24th, the male dresses up as Santa Claus and covers his female partners genitals in snow. With enough stimulation, he can achieve a far enough ejaculation that will land on his partners genitals causing the snow to melt and for her to feel ultimate pleasure.

"I'm getting my wife a dog for Christmas, what about you?"
"I'm a bit short on money so instead I'll be trying out the Exploding Snowman."

by Brizza_Poppz May 10, 2023

eploding

Exploding, except on the internet.

Carolxxbabii: *eplodes*

Jennyxhunnix5: oh noes, Carol is eploding!

by secretawesomeness123 March 27, 2009

expeeding the seed limit

to run too fast up or down stairs aboard a cruise ship

hey, you're expeeding the seed limit!! slow down!!

by jjzachary April 27, 2011

herban exploring

The act of getting really high and going on adventures in your small, single-room apartment.

Hayley: "Wanna go herban exploring?"
Cameron: "Yeah! My place at 10?"
Hayley: "Sounds great! See you then!"

by notastoner4206969 March 10, 2014

Fap Exploring

When an individual does not settle for just the simple
type of porn; but many. When someone goes far
and wide around the internet fapping to a variety of

types of porn/pornsites. This could go hentai to realistic porn,
furry porn to Mia khalifa, basically, exploring whilst
fapping!

Endings: Fap explorer, Fap explore, Fap exploration

Craig: I dont know what to jack off to, i should probably start
fap exploring .

by The Fap Explorer September 15, 2016