Hot Water Expert

Omnis DG Wifi is a hot water expert. Omnis has spent his entire life immersed in the world of hot water. He knows everything there is to know about hot water - how to make it, how to store it, and most importantly, how to enjoy it!

So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!
I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!
by deep beep March 10, 2023
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Bitch Expert

The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.
Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
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1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022
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Expertness

To be at a high level or degree in particular field.

Expert
In my expertness, I believe you are unqualified for a position at this firm.
by Rantrx February 07, 2018
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Expertness

Expertness: (noun)
Person who is

more knowledgeable than anyone else
"excuse me for being incorrect, your Expertness"
by Smithereen March 24, 2019
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Backshot Expert

Someone who is an Expert at giving Backshots, particularly ones that leave the ass destroyed and the legs unable to walk.
"Holy shit Josh!!! my ass is totally destroyed, you're the Backshot Expert!!!!"
by fallench_green December 26, 2024
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Someone who takes to social media to talk about a subject they know nothing about and suggest that they know someone in their family that's affiliated with that topic,which means they are as educated and knowledgeable as the person just by association. Women tend to do this when they marry someone. "My Husband is a Doctor, I know what I',m talking about"
My Brother is a Plumber. That makes me an expert. EBAS - Expert by Association Syndrome
by Nevadarhodes May 04, 2019
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