by Execute yuhself October 03, 2023
The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
by Give me a break! June 15, 2012
That executive box has a hot bitchy resting face.
by iflyaround December 17, 2015
When she said she had never swallowed for a guy before, I stared at her with the executive eyebrow until she admitted she always swallows...
by Mr.Beyonce October 18, 2015
Being a glorified bitch boy. They often refer to themselfs
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.
as the "E.A." . However a nutless monkey can do his
job.
by button pusher March 04, 2011
Unless its Trumps E.O. and a bunch of American hating Americans against him. Executive orders are orders issued by United States Presidents and directed towards officers and agencies of the Federal government of the United States. Executive orders have the full force of law, based on the authority derived from statute or the Constitution itself.
Trump signed a second executive order to save us.However obama's home state's federal judge the china looking guy blocked it.
by jayn3al March 19, 2017
To be sabatoged by a higher ranking company official(s) in order to get you to resign because they have no plausable way to terminate you and are threatened by your possible success.
Mr. Jones is playing a game of executive stiletto. He knows I can do my job and do it well. The highers ups know who really produces for the company and he feels threatened by my performance.
by MrsH04 July 23, 2011