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if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.
As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.
by flieww February 11, 2018
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Mount Ever-Rhyst

"Hey look! That guy can't get out of the bath tub, he's so Mount Ever-Rhyst!"
by Tardar Sauce May 21, 2013
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Best Halloween Ever

When you and your significant other make sweet love. You do unthinkable things to each other and some things you don't want to do ever again. Anal, deep throat, eat pubes, hardcore penetration, use toys, play with the tits she doesn't have, spank the ass that she also doesn't have, cum all over the place and make the man suck his own dick. After all this you get the Best Halloween Ever.
"It was the Best Haloween Ever last night you have no idea."

"He made me cry last night yet he calls it the Best Halloween Ever. I'm so gonna dump him."
by I ducking hate you November 5, 2017
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Happier Than Ever

1. Billie Eilish's recently announced album that has everything to be a big fucking ass success.
person 1: hey dude, have you checked billie's instagram lately?
person 2: yeah, I just did. she has just announced her second album called "Happier Than Ever"
by eilishst4n April 28, 2021
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best friend ever

someone that you share your love of life, makes you feel like you belong although your world around was chaos. Someone that you can laugh with despite the dire circumstances.
Hora and Romulus in book/movie Romulus my Father. This is an example of best friend ever.
by phantasy November 23, 2013
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worst day ever syndrome

Spiraling depression. A condition in which a person feels that each day they live is worse than the preceding day. Most generally, this phrase applies to individuals whose personal lives are merely stagnant, rather than actually becoming worse by the day, as might be the case for a starving refugee or a cancer patient.
"Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999

People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.
by Alfred F. May 6, 2008
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