by yung_noscope December 1, 2020

by SKINLADEN December 15, 2021

The type of student that knows it all and then some. He’s wicked smart, but always try’s to know more than he needs to. He’s an Ernie headsize. Kinda nerdy but in the Sheldon from Big Bang theory way.
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .
by Gartoliosis January 2, 2022

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.
But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.
Derogatory yet playful.
But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.
Derogatory yet playful.
by failureislikely January 24, 2018

When a fierce and powerful woman delivers a brutality of skillful blows to your shaft and combos you into climax
"you alright mate, you're walking funny"
"Aye, me member is black and blue from that dirty erny I got last night"
"Aye, me member is black and blue from that dirty erny I got last night"
by TheRealDrDick August 22, 2019

When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
by EFSASK March 6, 2020
