The feeling of jealousy you get when you are at seated around a table at some social gathering and you notice that the people seated at the other end of the table are having much more fun, talking and laughing loudly.
Yeah the party was good, but during dinner I had massive table envy, as I was stuck talking to Aunty Betty and her husband while all you guys were at the other end getting drunk and having a laugh.
by me_squib April 05, 2009
The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.
(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)
(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)
Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 25, 2022
A phrase used by Mac fanboys who want to believe all PC users are jealous of their having spent an automobile's worth of income on a computer made for people who are too simple to maintain a PC without it crashing every five minutes. In line with their usual vain sentiments, it's their way of further ascribing false superiority they think they attained upon draining their bank account to purchase an overpriced Macbook, iPad, iPhone and every other Apple device to solidify their sheepish loyalty. A typical logical fallacy, they need to assume others are jealous to justify their purchases and feel better.
All losers with a Windows or Linux PC just have Mac Envy over my awesome Macbook Air and accompanying iPad and iPhone 4. I love spending money to try to show how awesome I am. Now why can't I replace this faulty battery?
by CompSciGrad05 October 23, 2010
The feeling one experiences when one sees others canoodling and chuckling amiably amongst themselves, or sharing anything warm and intimate, while the person feeling this horrible feeling is trapped, alone and lonely, in the desolate atmosphere spun around them from the little block of hardware in their hand.
Miguel saw the young people laughing and teasing one another on the E train, and felt the suffocating rush of iPod envy. He turned up the volume on his Nano, but it only served to deepen his despair.
by gateskeeper January 24, 2008
Sometimes shortened to gender, gender envy is used by trans people to describe a way/feeling they'd like to look like/"take the gender of".
by Lobster Prince April 24, 2022
when you want to be han jisung from stray kids and present the gender you identify as the way he does so bad that it gets frustrating
note : gender envy is a trans/nonbinary exclusive term if you're cis you DO NOT experience gender envy you're just jealous
note : gender envy is a trans/nonbinary exclusive term if you're cis you DO NOT experience gender envy you're just jealous
the amount of gender envy i have for han jisung is insanely crippling that i feel like i don't want to have a gender anymore i just want to sit there and look like him
by hanisteem February 28, 2021
When a person looks at photos on a social networking site, such as Myspace or Facebook, of various parties they weren't invited too or couldn't attend.
This makes the person jealous and/or upset they weren't at the party in question.
This makes the person jealous and/or upset they weren't at the party in question.
Looking at the photos of the party he couldn't attend, Greg couldn't help but be filled with Party Envy.
by [Lower]C0lon July 09, 2009