Empology

Saying "I'm sorry" for something that isn't your fault, as a way to show empathy. This word is a portmanteau of "empathy" and "apology."

"So my dog died last week..."
"Oh wow, I'm really sorry!"
"It's not your fault!"
"I know, that was an empology."

by Ingulit December 13, 2013

state employee attitude

1. A negative, curt, or uninterested manner or disposition purported by a state employee towards a civilian/customer.

2. An air of indispensability adopted by state employees chiefly due to an almost nil chance of being terminated.

1. The DMV officer gave me state employee attitude by failing me on my driving test just because I put the radio on.

2. The postal clerk displayed state employee attitute when he threw the package even though it was marked fragile.

by T. - M. November 6, 2008

equal opportunity employer

One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life

Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody

by BMoney March 11, 2005

Employee of the Month

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.

Employee of the Month? Are you fucking kidding me right now? There is no bigger insult to a working person than "Employee of the Month"!

by TheFleeceMan September 4, 2019

self un-employed

a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.

K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do?
M: I'm self-unemployed!

by Kat November 25, 2004

Sephora Employee

A Sephora employee thinks they are automatically makeup-guru just because they work at a cosmetic store. Key characteristic of an sephora employee include: constant assumption you are a shop lifter, and being condescending.

omg look at that girl, she defiantly is a sephora employee

by yokesonyokes January 24, 2017

Meade Employee

One Who Sniffs Chemicals.

Yo Sniffer, You Been Huffin The Shizzo Again?

by The Cowboy Of Khaos October 5, 2003