helmeted elmer

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue
The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart
by frogqweef July 16, 2024
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Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 08, 2019
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Elmer Smudge

At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively
It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.
by OkularPatdown173 September 10, 2017
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Elmer Hernandez

The flattest, most rude person on the planet.
See that bicha over there? She's almost as flat as Elmer Hernandez.
by Nuoc Mames March 03, 2014
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Elmering

when ur shooting out your white sticky glue for something
my man gigawhatgaming is elmering to feli right now
by ADDTAGHERE May 18, 2021
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Elmer Fudge

When your coworker been saying Elmer Fudd's name wrong his whole life.
Is Elmer Fudge the guy with the gun and funny hat that hunts buggs bunny?
by Adt2chaos December 06, 2022
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