AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome)

The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males

Joe: I got AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) from having too much anal sex

by Christopher Cantoon April 13, 2008

elastica

Early riders of britpop during the mid 90s. Band's was comprised of the lead singer Justine Frischmann, Donna Matthews, Annie Holland and Justin (NOT JustinE) Welch.

Noteable songs were: Connection, Blue, 2:1

Band had two CD releases in north america, self titled and Menace

After losing core members and picking up others along the way the band was decidedly broken up by Justine in 2002.

Elastica sure beat Blur. Suede beat both though!

by Lauren Anderson September 15, 2005

elasticity

Being able to bounce back after failing. Showing adaptibility within a problem. Resilience. Perseverance. Not letting changes bring you down and ruin your hardwork.

The team showed elasticity when they changed they're play

by Cheerleading1012 December 29, 2014

elasdick

To wrap at least three rubber bands around one's penis before sex, acting like a ribbed condom, while still letting semen to pass through.

Terry wanted to be ribbed for her pleasure, but was a catholic and didn't want to anger god. The elasdick seemed like an obvious choice.

by Laser Fight March 21, 2008

Ficus Elastica

A musical artist based in San Diego, California that (such as the plant species) is in existence to remove toxins from the environment with good vibrations and manifests a healthy output of positive energy and well being.

Person 1: Have you heard the album "The Festival of Solitude"?

Person 2: No what's that? What band is that?

Person 1: It is an edutaining album that came out in 2016 by Ficus Elastica.

Person 2: Oh okay. What's it sound like?

Person 1: The album is full of good vibrations but it also has dark, passionate and raw emotions that are profoundly soothing. That is the effect Ficus Elastica has.

by Beatsforlife July 18, 2017

elastoclit

A clitoris having the ability to stretch as though it were a balloon worthy of a balloon animal.

As the porn star pulled her elastoclit, she moaned..."fuck me"!

by Andre Howe April 5, 2007

Elastica

A homoerotic game played by a group of men. Each man stretches his own flaccid penis by using one hand to steady his own shaft while using the other to tug on the tippy tip. The men use long glances to compare penis lengths, resulting in a few repressed chuckles and macho bragging rights.

The lacrosse coach caught his defensemen playing elastica in the locker room after the big win.

by Laura's Bush February 24, 2010