Hot Earther

A person that believes that everything bad is the result of “Global Warming”.

A person that can’t understand that the Earth has undergone MANY periods of above average warm or cold periods, and humans cannot control the weather by paying fees.

Al Gore is trying to cash in on the Hot Earther crowd.

by Bcanz1 February 11, 2021

Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.

Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.

by Pialinist May 2, 2023

Flat earther

A person who believes that the state of being level conforms to a plane and rejects all evidence that a level surface can actually be curved.

Bev is the most annoying type of flat earther, because he rejects the term saying that mountains and valleys and hills mean that it’s not flat.

by Keigh See March 13, 2023

Flat Earther

Someone named Claudius

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.

by RoundEarther February 12, 2024

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.

Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...

by ranocchio May 5, 2023

Young-Earther

A young earth creationist. One who is as untethered from reality as a Flat-Earther is.

While we openly ridicule Flat-Earthers, we routinely put Young-Earthers in charge of our national security.

by JennyPal January 7, 2024

Round Earther

Someone who believes that the Earth is round.

He is a round Earther.

by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023