Flat Earther

A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).

"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"

by younerd July 24, 2023

Flat-earther

Flat-earthers are people who believe the earth isn't a geoid and believe it's flat because of some bs they watch on youtube

Flat-earther: Can't you see that If I kick a ball water doesn't stay on it
Average person: That ball doesn't have a gravitational force bruh.

by SkS_defines July 22, 2023

Round Earther

Someone who believes that the Earth is round.

He is a round Earther.

by Non-Biased-Commenter November 22, 2023

Young-Earther

A young earth creationist. One who is as untethered from reality as a Flat-Earther is.

While we openly ridicule Flat-Earthers, we routinely put Young-Earthers in charge of our national security.

by JennyPal January 07, 2024

Hot Earther

A person that believes that everything bad is the result of “Global Warming”.

A person that can’t understand that the Earth has undergone MANY periods of above average warm or cold periods, and humans cannot control the weather by paying fees.

Al Gore is trying to cash in on the Hot Earther crowd.

by Bcanz1 February 11, 2021