YouTube Deafness

Temporary hearing loss attributed to watching a low-quality, quiet video on YouTube with poor audio then switching to a video that is louder with better audio quality.

Usually only applies when the victim is wearing headphones due to the unexpected blast of sound that comes with switching videos.

Person 1: Oh man I cant hear anything right now. I was watching a quiet music video on YouTube and I switched to a loud one and it blew out my eardrums man!

Person 2: Yeah man that's called YouTube Deafness. It has happened to me too. Just wait a couple of minutes and it will clear right up.

by Anigav Senip July 27, 2010

Deafy McDeaferson

A term used to describe a person who's very hard-of-hearing.

"Um, did YOU just say Deafy McDeaferson?!"

"What?"

by Chris & Sheela March 3, 2006

deaf cunt

A highly proficient networker. Also deaf. And a bit of a cunt.

Aw man, that guy knows everybody in here. He must be a deaf cunt.

by KMacG May 20, 2014

deaftly

an total xbox fanboy as described by the morons that inhabit #ps3 on efnet

deaftly <3's xbox because hes a faggot

by johnnyno5 January 17, 2008

deafecation

1.v. The act of dropping a log in complete silence.
2. n. The product of a silent shit.
3. When deaf people are unaware of how loud their pooping noises actually are.

Billy stared at his deafecation in awe knowing that nobody could have possibly heard him.

by Beerad Reeser November 17, 2009

deaf whore

a deaf female who is also deaf. deaf women are whores by definition. PERIODT.

wow that girl is such a deaf whore.

by harperisfast January 19, 2020

dwelf

a mix of a dwarf and an elf;
willa and megan;

a little man who is turned on by certain types of cheeses;

the back part of an earring

Damn, that girl looked like a dwelf, all round like a <muffin-top>.

SUCK IT DWELF!

The dwelf fell down my shirt, so he reached in and got it for me

by DWELFIEE January 17, 2008