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Lex Steele Dumbledore

Dumbledore is gay and likes butt sex so he put the charm "penis maximus" on his dick and became Lex steele Dumbledore. it can be used to refer to either getting raped or just to refer to the way Dumbledore likes harry potter and spends hours with him in his office
Man that accounting final sucked, Lex steele Dumbledore had his way with me.
by you knoww who December 2, 2010
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Dumbledore That Ho

As witnessed in the sixth Harry Potter movie, the act of shoving one's face into a large vat of sperm, or "pensive" as you are led to believe.

Also can be used as slang for anything gay.
"Man, i missed and came on the bed, but it's okay. I just shoved her face in it"

"way to dumbledore that ho"

dumbledored
by luminacinemas July 22, 2009
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Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.
"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."
by redeft April 25, 2008
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Dumbledore

"Your name, the way you dress and posture indicates you're a dumbledore and most definitely a sheep."
by Piztachio May 2, 2022
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spicy dumbledore

When you insert a Galliano bottle up your friend's ass
He put the Galliano down on the ground and sat straight down on it, "Wow, what a spicy dumbledore!"
by swikkkyyy April 2, 2020
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Dumbledore

An idiot that gives 1000 points to Gryffindor for the act of breathing.
Also, someone who exploits someone by forcing them to protect a boy. The boy's father bullied him for years. The only reason this fucking idiot agrees is that the boy's mother is the man's love. Exploitation Level 10000.
"I love fucking Gryffindor"
"Dumbledore. Only cares about fucking Gryffindor, Slytherin's better."
"Shut up Serveus. I'm gonna tell the entire school that you're a fucking Death Eater."
"Fuck you Dumbledore."
by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023
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Dumbledore

Dumbles is a manipulated Piece of shit.

The twat could has stopped two wizarding wars but no he didn't.

He was hot when he was younger tho

He new what Horcruxs were but because he like to play people like chess pieces he didn't even tell Harry he just went to drop dead because he didn't want to deal with a war with out being suspicious.
Dumbledore does have Dumb in his name that proves my point
by Dumledaddyswife September 11, 2021
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