I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Due-Wested

To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:

1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.

NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!

Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!

Shannon: I'll watch.

Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!

2 HOURS LATER...

Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!

Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)

Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.

by Mochalatte March 30, 2011

Poo due

Noticeable moisture that typically collects between ones buttocks cheeks.

I noticed a lot of poo due in my shorts after my run this morning.

by Wis Wan November 14, 2018

Due

A non-American male dude; a man who's nationality is other than North American or was born outside the United States. If the male is European, but was born in the United States, he is still considered a Due.

That European Due is so cool!
I didn't know you were from the Middle East man! Sorry Due!

by BatgirlHolmes June 16, 2018

DUE

Dumb User Error

Man that was so simple, I didn't see it or figured it out. What a DUE Dumb User Error!

by SDUE November 29, 2019

With all due respect

A skateboard trick in which one grinds while holding their hat in front of their belly with both of their hands.

Dude, I'm gonna combo a kickflip into a 'with all due respect'.

by Diamondminer69er December 4, 2017

non-due diligenger

A person that does not meet a measure of prudence, not responsible, shows no diligence, and ordinarily exercised by a non-reasonable person under any circumstances.

I am surrounded by a team of non-due diligenger's. Can someone step up and go up and beyond the call of duty.

by Mysta Prepp February 21, 2018