"i cant believe you roll with them wack a dover ass shaydee niggaz"
or
"man looks, here come lamoine, he still drivin that fuggin wack a dover ride"
or
"man looks, here come lamoine, he still drivin that fuggin wack a dover ride"
by selak March 05, 2009
A noted industrialist, socialite, author and porn star, Eileen is the wife of construction magnate Ben Dover. A bisexual power couple, the Dover pair are notable primarily for founding the lift company which bears their name. Their close companions resemble a list of the most distinctive and notable names, including Crystal Shanda Lear - the daughter of LearJet's founding inventor.
Eileen and Ben are also closely associated with the group sex and bukkake lifestyle which they have embraced since the Beatles-inspired orgies of the 1960's with their theme "Come together / Right now / Over me..."
They also built the glory holes which were depicted in Pink Floyd's "The Wall", appearing together in the climactic scene "All and all you're just / Another prick in the wall". This work laid the foundation for Schrödinger's Gloryhole, a scientific principle which states that, if one has no idea whether it's Ben or Eileen behind the hole, that it is possible to be both not-gay and really-really-gay at the same time. The uncertainty only collapses once one knowingly climaxes into one or the other. Best to call out "no homo" at the moment of orgasm as it's a get out of jail free card that always works.
There were numerous pornographic video appearances, including one with Aerosmith titled "Love in an Elevator".
Eileen and Ben are also closely associated with the group sex and bukkake lifestyle which they have embraced since the Beatles-inspired orgies of the 1960's with their theme "Come together / Right now / Over me..."
They also built the glory holes which were depicted in Pink Floyd's "The Wall", appearing together in the climactic scene "All and all you're just / Another prick in the wall". This work laid the foundation for Schrödinger's Gloryhole, a scientific principle which states that, if one has no idea whether it's Ben or Eileen behind the hole, that it is possible to be both not-gay and really-really-gay at the same time. The uncertainty only collapses once one knowingly climaxes into one or the other. Best to call out "no homo" at the moment of orgasm as it's a get out of jail free card that always works.
There were numerous pornographic video appearances, including one with Aerosmith titled "Love in an Elevator".
At a time when most mainstream porn was merely a vintage of sleazy dialogue and cheesy sound which Dover had rejected as elevator music, Eileen's porn with its catchy tune and clever choreography was quite a sensation.
The high point in Eileen's porn career was a video with Dexy's Midnight Runners entitled "Come on Eileen" which starred such notables as Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, Connie Lingus, Phil Attio, Don Keydick and Hugh Jass. The picture was basically a bukkake orgy set to a catchy tune, which Dexy would sing as both Eileen and Ben were thoroughly coated with spooge from every angle:
Come on Eileen
On her face, on her feet
On her breasts, what a mess
We come on Eileen
On her breasts, on her dress
Eileen, what a mess
Ben, lick her clean
We come on Eileen...
As the Dover Elevator made Ben and Eileen a lucrative profit, both could have retired years ago. The ability to bypass the huge 130-foot spiral staircase which laboriously climbed the whitened cliffs of Dover with their mechanised contraption which could pleasurably go down in a manner of a minute or two was innovative and scientifically brilliant.
Nonetheless, Ben and Eileen are still active and erotica or textual pornography continues to be released by mainstream publishers under the pen of Eileen Dover even today. Eileen is also often imitated by her admirers in the LGBTQ community, including a disc jockey from Boston, a drag queen in NYC and a rival queen in Texas. They all want to come on Eileen.
The high point in Eileen's porn career was a video with Dexy's Midnight Runners entitled "Come on Eileen" which starred such notables as Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, Connie Lingus, Phil Attio, Don Keydick and Hugh Jass. The picture was basically a bukkake orgy set to a catchy tune, which Dexy would sing as both Eileen and Ben were thoroughly coated with spooge from every angle:
Come on Eileen
On her face, on her feet
On her breasts, what a mess
We come on Eileen
On her breasts, on her dress
Eileen, what a mess
Ben, lick her clean
We come on Eileen...
As the Dover Elevator made Ben and Eileen a lucrative profit, both could have retired years ago. The ability to bypass the huge 130-foot spiral staircase which laboriously climbed the whitened cliffs of Dover with their mechanised contraption which could pleasurably go down in a manner of a minute or two was innovative and scientifically brilliant.
Nonetheless, Ben and Eileen are still active and erotica or textual pornography continues to be released by mainstream publishers under the pen of Eileen Dover even today. Eileen is also often imitated by her admirers in the LGBTQ community, including a disc jockey from Boston, a drag queen in NYC and a rival queen in Texas. They all want to come on Eileen.
by bitchuck February 14, 2025
by Wisest Wizard October 20, 2021
1. The magnum opus of mankind, an epic band from Spain, please give them a listen
2. When you listen to the Spanish pop-punk band Dover and you end up knowing every single lyric
2. When you listen to the Spanish pop-punk band Dover and you end up knowing every single lyric
1. Friend: damn this song is good
Me: fuck yeah, total Dover moment bruh
2. Man, I was listening to I Was Dead For 7 Weeks In The City Of Angels last night and I had a total Dover moment when Astroman came on
Me: fuck yeah, total Dover moment bruh
2. Man, I was listening to I Was Dead For 7 Weeks In The City Of Angels last night and I had a total Dover moment when Astroman came on
by GiantMoron36 May 30, 2020
Dover Sherborn is full of white people who own minorities, cars, and multiple houses. The Upperclassmen buy shitty drugs and pay shit ton son money for them thinking they're hot shit, they sell it to underclassmen and can afford to because their Dad's own companies. DON'T go to DS if your family income is under 800,000$ or if your not smart, because if you do you will get silently bullied and talked about behind your back, but nobody will confront you because the school is full of pussies. The girls put the hottest (best life) edited traveling bikini photos on insta and get high, put pictures of boys, emoji covered beers, they're eyes, and dab pens on vsco, and think they're edgy as fuck, wearing their 500$ jeans that they bought with daddy's credit card, and fit into by being anorexic, bulimic, or doing coke. The boys play lacrosse and generally have small dicks so they overcompensate by flexing material items or athletic skill that they use to play D3 lacrosse at a school they got into because they got tutored and their Dad donates a fuck ton of money to the school. The adults have perfect lives but feel empty so they constantly get plastered and so do their kids for the same reason. It's just a matter of time until a kid at DS dies from drinking or suicide. Everyone at DS puts on this show that they're better than everyone because of the school's college acceptance rate or the positive atmosphere, but DS is just as shitty as everywhere else.
Dover Sherborn=full of white people who own minorities, cars, and multiple houses
The Cape= where everyone at DS goes in the summer
Bmw = My dads old 2017 bmw is what everyone drives to school
The Cape= where everyone at DS goes in the summer
Bmw = My dads old 2017 bmw is what everyone drives to school
by Urban Dictionary whore124 March 10, 2019
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