(Noun) An entitled jerk who shows their ass by wasting another person's time.
ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.
Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat
ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.
Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat
Don't be a douchecanoe, Richard!
by Jephanie November 18, 2020
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Some dude: oi you know Derek over there?
Some other dude: yeah.
Some dude: he's such a douchecanoe, I don't know why people like him.
Some other dude: yeah.
Some dude: he's such a douchecanoe, I don't know why people like him.
by SquiDwaRD EpIc yEeT November 26, 2021
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someone who has wronged you
a fool
someone who does dumb things
a word to call somebody when ur in public and must refrain from saying words that are less socially acceptable
someone who has wronged you
a fool
someone who does dumb things
a word to call somebody when ur in public and must refrain from saying words that are less socially acceptable
"Your friend is such an idiot! I can't believe he just put his dick in a sheet of pastry and walked around the room yelling "anybody want a sausage roll??!!!"
He's such a Douchecanoe!!"
He's such a Douchecanoe!!"
by salsworth January 18, 2023
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