A wordplay on combining "douchebag" and "baggage" — Defined as an unfavorable reputation associated with an item or activity because of the people who most often seem to posses said item or participate in said activity. The item or activity itself bears no responsibility for this reputation, but rather the people — i/e douchebags — make that item or activity undesirable to regular people because of the perceived douchebag affinity for it.
by thewizzard24 August 7, 2009
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Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.
Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.
People who own all three have completed the Trifecta of Douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.
by joshuascreename June 26, 2010
Get the Trifecta of Douchebaggery mug.n., the sense of entitlement displayed by hordes of blowhard tourists sporting badges (vs. just wristbands or single event tickets) during the South by Southwest music/film/interactive festival (SXSW) in Austin, TX each March.
(says a local): "I have no intention of going downtown tonight and subjecting myself to all that douchebadgery."
by Debmocracy March 12, 2010
Get the Douchebadgery mug.When you meet someone and at first think they're cool, but later learn (generally after having slept with them) that they are, in fact, a douchebag.
If you go to that bar alone in that dress, expect to be douchebagged.
Because we had some mutual friends, I thought he was a safe bet and went home with him, but when he didn't call after a week, I realized I'd been douchebagged.
Because we had some mutual friends, I thought he was a safe bet and went home with him, but when he didn't call after a week, I realized I'd been douchebagged.
by gurgoob January 10, 2012
Get the to be douchebagged mug.This is the highest, and most egregious, of degrees in which a person can commit douchebaggery. Different from douchebaggery in the 1st and 2nd degrees, all innocence has gone out the window with this one. It is the most blatant act of which a person can perform. Typically, one who commits such an act has ridden the slippery slope of douchebaggery all the way to the bottom, and now they rest themselves in the staunchest pool of disdain by their peers. Selfishness, greed, talking loudly in libraries, and snaggled teeth are the trademarks of the 3rd-degree douche. Penalties in this case are most severe, and may include any (or all) of the following:
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
-2 swift kicks in the giblets; once for being dumb, and once for being ugly
-Pepper spray
-Upper decking
-A rancid fart on the pillow, resulting in;
-Pinkeye
Note: Generally, in cases of 3rd degree douchebaggery, the Court of Public Opinion is actually the one who brings the douche up on charges, not any one individual. For this reason, an accusation in this degree alone is enough evidence for a conviction. DO NOT associate with these offenders, lest ye be accused of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree at a minimum! (This is because you should know better by now that this person is a total doucher!!!!!)
*No adequate, all-encompassing, example currently exists for douchebaggery in the 3rd degree. By now, you'll know who they are.
by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
Get the douchebaggery in the 3rd degree mug.an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.
when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.
Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.
Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!
by happyhappyfunfun July 24, 2011
Get the target douchebaggery mug.An unwarranted action by someone who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, that has surpassed the level of jerk and asshole and borders on motherfucker
He called out of the blue, made plans, never followed through, then vanished as quickly as he appeared.
She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
She showed interest and really talked the talk, then her actions showed she was full of bullshit.
These acts are great examples of total unnecessary douchebaggery.
by The Misfitz April 21, 2017
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