Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.
T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"
Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"
Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
by AlSnow June 12, 2023
Get the Douche Canoemug. A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.
Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.
by Steveisabitchassdouchecanoe December 15, 2017
Get the Douche canoemug. An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish
You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.
Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025
Get the Douche canoemug. by emmydelmo December 10, 2021
Get the douche canoemug. Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.
Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe
Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe
Chick: ska douche canoe
Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe
by DaughterofGod March 14, 2020
Get the Ska douche canoemug. 
by 103937;727261783 January 26, 2018
Get the douche canoemug.