Doobed

Jacked, duped, jipped, tricked, scammed, stolen from.

It's 4/20/2018 and I got a $1 burrito for a munchie. I put it down somewhere dumb so my pup because it's missing. Must've been my pup, Doobie Doo. I've been Doobed.

I got doobed for my burrito by scooby Doo's cousin; Doobie.

by #missriahh May 28, 2018

Doob

Someone who screenshots their phone when bored and sends it to people.

Did Flower send you a screenshot too?

Yeah. What a doob.

by GwendilineSpendiline September 8, 2016

Doob

Something that is, or is acting, weird and awkward, but in a funny way.

Excuse me while I'm doob.
That person is just a doob.

by KingWhizdum August 2, 2021

doob

Someone who tends to be absentminded, airheaded, or just plain moronic; can be applied to someone who has made a momentary mistake due to distraction; essentially an equivalent to dingus or doofus

A conversation between two adolescents:
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."

by CastIronPan June 12, 2018

Doob

high off your ass or in an unreal mental state

Dem shrooms got me SO doobed right now - P Diddy

by P Diddy and Goose August 12, 2023

muffin doob

a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.

Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....

by krackalaitlin July 15, 2011

doobie doob

The smallest joint you'll ever see

"Damn that's one tiny doobie doob!"
"Yeah but it's some goood stuff"
"bruh don matter build another one."

by TheDude545 September 18, 2017