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Donghai

means "Eastern Sea" and is also the Chinese name of Super Junior's Lee Donghae (who is also VERY HOT)

A hot guy who tends to ask who's calling for him when he hears his name on the TV and it ends up being SJ's Donghae.

A guy with a perv mind but at the same time funny as hell and caring.
Keisha: DONGHAI!
Donghai: What?
Keisha: I LOVE YOU!
Donghai: :)
HeeRin and Eli: WE LOVE YOU TOO!
Donghai: :)
by haeitsheerin July 7, 2011
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Doghouse's Laws of Television

Situations in respect of people and programmes on Television.
From observation, recognising that the general standard of television in my opinion has deteriorated and continues to do so year by year, so much so I now watch very little, I’ve found as far as the programme quality and content on all television channels, the following Doghouse's Laws of Television often apply.

I started compiling this list several years ago and some of these "laws" are now occasionally mentioned by contributors to a specific TV network message board, though of course they can apply to any channel.
I'm sure other contributors may relate to some of them and can think of other examples of practices which could be added to the list.


With a new programme, if your impression of it after ten minutes is that it's going to be rubbish, you’ll only be right 95% of the time.


The number of advance programme trails screened, will be in inverse proportion to the quality of the programme. The ”best bits” of any programme will be included in the trail.

The volume of background music will often be in inverse proportion to the amount of watchable activity on the screen at that time.


Any TV audience gets the standard of programmes it deserves. It’s no good complaining about the quality of a programme if you continue to watch it.

If an idea for a programme suggested to a TV network commissioning department isn’t another soap in one form or another, or requires an "in your face" presenter/auto-cutie, celebrities, judges, phone votes, or the inclusion of dysfunctional members of the public, it is unlikely to be made.

The number of programme presenters appearing at any one time, will usually be in inverse proportion to the quality of the programme.

The number and variety of similar programmes on TV, are likely to be in inverse proportion to their cost to present.

To reach the widest audience, in a programme where the subject is of a specific nature, it may include totally unrelated elements in an attempt to also “engage” viewers who aren’t the slightest bit interested in the actual topic, in a futile attempt to increase the ratings.

Some programmes, even a few news bulletins, given the level at which the programme makers pitch their production, should have the words; "for Dummies" added to the title.

If you've any doubts about watching a programme, from the trails or advertising you've seen, take a chance, give it a miss.
by Doghouse Riley November 2, 2008
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Pillsbury Doughboy

The Pillsbury Doughboy got his start on the road to fame in Chicago. He was since an icon of American advertising known around the world.

The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)

Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.

In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.

Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.

The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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dough dunker

A guy that screws fat woman
Bill was the known as the town dough dunker.
by Phaeton Bootjack September 22, 2008
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Dough Job

When a fat girl with a yeast infection receives oral pleasure from a man by riding his face
"Dude what's all over your face?" Asks Jim. Steve replies, "Aw man, Jamie's fat friend just gave me a dough job, it was gross!"
by Stuntin alone October 9, 2015
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sky dough'd

burried in a pile of good looking girls, usually appears on facebook in the photos section.
Person 1: Damn, is there a dude under that pile of chicks?
Person 2: Yeah, he's gettin sky dough'd
by Daddy long cock December 8, 2009
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dough bags

the two sacks of flesh between your legs if your a man
kathy sucked on my dough bags while she gave me oral sex
by Nate H Froggy September 28, 2011
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