psychiatrist: *gives perscription for adderall*
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(
unmedicated schizo™: fuck off you fucking meth pez-dispenser >:(
by apocalypse rising super fan #1 December 2, 2023
Get the Meth Pez-Dispensermug. To describe a bitch that SHALL BE CHUCKED OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW AFTER SEX others do not have concern for this type of person due to their obsessiveness, sluttiness, annoyances and lack of standards. Also describes someone unable to apply Chapstick..
"Do you know that girl Kelsey..?She's fucking dispensable. Only good for hooking up and fucking then after that it's bye bye!
"Did you hook up with that girl last night?" "Come on dude shes fucking dispensable. Every time I see her shes always all over another dude in the same night, no ones cares for a slut like that."
"Did you hook up with that girl last night?" "Come on dude shes fucking dispensable. Every time I see her shes always all over another dude in the same night, no ones cares for a slut like that."
by Cedahhhh January 23, 2014
Get the Dispensablemug. by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021
Get the Chicago Change Dispensermug. Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?
No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018
Get the Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispensermug. Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy April 4, 2016
Get the Soap Dispensermug. When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
Get the Mexican Pez Dispensermug. sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017
Get the soap dispensermug.