dickerdoodle

A cookie in the shape of a penis. Has received the most notoriety on Penny Arcade with a yearly contest in where individuals are encouraged to post pictures of creating/enjoying the pastry.

Can also mean two or more men in a spa

These dickerdoodles are delicious!

No I don't want to get into the spa with you, it'll be like we are making dickerdoodle soup!

by ezdu March 13, 2010

dickery

The act or behavior of someone, that is to say a dicker, who is dicking around(i.e. random or purposeless action).

I wish people around here would cut out the dickery and do some work.

by The Riffler April 22, 2008

Nigger dicker

When a white girl fucks a black guy.

"Ay yo Emily, i heard that Keely been Nigger Dickin" "Yea i heard she was a Nigger Dicker"

by Lil_Zack24 June 19, 2017

Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

Dickerson McGee

A very refined motha fucka; very rarely is he a dick, and when he is a dick just backhand his old ass and say "QUIT BEING A DICK DICKERSON"

Friend A: *puts on old man swag* "How do I look?"
Friend B: "Like motha fuckin Dickerson McGee"

Dickerson McGee: *to neighbor* "WHY IS YOUR WIFE SUCH A CUNT JOE?
Neighbor (joe): *throws a mother fucking shoe at dickerson* "QUIT BEING A DICK DICKERSON"

by CerealATTACK February 28, 2013

Urb Dicker

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary for all their insults, and all of their conversation.

Ben: "You bone slut, go put your asshat back on!"
Dan: "whatever, you're such a fuckin' Urb Dicker."

by reina.marie March 13, 2008

sucker duckers

fly ass glasses made by Debbie the Glass Lady

Archbishop Don Magic Juan aka the Chairman of the Board of Famous Players EVERYWHERE just got a new pair of sucker duckers to match his iced out bible. chuuuch

by anonypimp December 17, 2010