Efficiency king

To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.

Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.

by Big aldo January 1, 2022

Efficiency Bias

The cognitive bias where one assumes that their preferred measures of efficiency are simply "efficiency"—neutral, objective, universal—while dismissing other measures as irrelevant or biased. Efficiency Bias is what makes businesspeople assume that profit measures efficiency, that what's good for the bottom line is what works. It's what makes policymakers assume that cost-benefit analysis captures all relevant values. Efficiency Bias treats one construction of efficiency as the construction, one perspective as the perspective. It's the favorite bias of those who benefit from current definitions of efficiency, who don't want to ask "efficient for whom?"

Example: "He presented the profit numbers as proof of efficiency. Efficiency Bias meant he never had to consider environmental costs, worker well-being, community impact. His measure was the measure; everything else was secondary. When she pointed out what was excluded, he dismissed her concerns as 'not relevant to efficiency.' The bias was invisible to him, which is how it worked."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Efficiency Perspectivism

The application of perspectivism to efficiency—the view that efficiency is always seen from a perspective, never from nowhere. Efficiency Perspectivism argues that there is no view-from-nowhere efficiency, no neutral measure that captures how well things work for everyone. Every efficiency claim comes from somewhere, serves some interests, reflects some values. The task is not to find the one true efficiency but to understand different perspectives, to see how efficiency looks from different positions. Efficiency Perspectivism is the philosophy of pluralism in evaluation, of the recognition that how well something works depends on who's asking.

Example: "He'd thought there was one way to measure efficiency—the right way. Efficiency Perspectivism showed him otherwise: efficiency looked different from different perspectives. From management, it was about output; from labor, about working conditions; from community, about local impact. None was the truth; all were true from somewhere. He stopped looking for the one measure and started learning to see from many angles."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Efficiency Contextualism

The application of contextualism to efficiency—the view that what counts as efficient varies with context, that there is no context-independent standard of efficiency. Efficiency Contextualism argues that a practice efficient in one context may be inefficient in another, that measures that work in some situations fail in others. Efficiency is always efficiency-in-context, never efficiency-in-itself. The theory calls for attending to context, for asking not just "is this efficient?" but "efficient in what context, for what purpose, under what conditions?"

Example: "The management technique had worked brilliantly in the tech startup. When applied to the hospital, it was a disaster. Efficiency Contextualism explained why: context mattered. What was efficient in one setting was destructive in another. He stopped importing solutions without asking whether the context fit."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Efficiency

You are not more efficient than anybody you can't even play the right song half the time.

Hym "Pffft! Hahahaha! You are not acting on the basis of ✌️✊️✌️efficiency✌️✊️✌️ Give me a break! Ahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Efficiency Bot

Someone who whines about efficiency and/or metrics all the time but barely does anything to actually fix it.

Vacation bot: “We call them Efficiency Bot but their full name is Corporate Efficiency Blockchain Database Metrics Champion Bot. What’s efficient about that?”

Or

Person A: “The metrics just keep getting worse!”
Person B: “Dude you’re such an Efficiency Bot. If you want the metrics to improve then start working instead of whining all day.”

by Olivesandolives June 19, 2025

High Efficiency Washing Machine

A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.

High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!

by kagome122885 September 19, 2020