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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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Just got done having Denny's

A sex act where the male parter vomits while releasing his load in his partners mouth. If with a female partner, while fisting the vagina.
We just got done having Denny's.
by Fatgoppher February 14, 2014
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The Golden Donny

A political figure w hookers “peeing on each other.”
One night in Moscow a wild party w the heads of nations decided to do the golden Donny, and started to piss on these hoes hand n hand.
by Vladydaddy June 22, 2023
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Good Time Donny

Pretty much the baddest mother fucker alive. Can drink more beer than anyone you know. And is all around better than you at everything that matters.
Got drunk with Good Time Donny last night he drank all my beer, fucked my Ol’ Lady, and laught at me when I got pissed at him.
by One bad mother fucker May 11, 2019
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