slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015

voyage in the darkness

The act of shitting into another person's asshole. Usually done while passed out.

Adam took a huge voyage in the darkness right in Jessica's ass.

by Brent C September 4, 2008

darkness

For some people, light.

Darkness is your light.

by Keegster April 28, 2003

prince of darkness

Someone equally fictitious as Santa and God, this alleged entity holds appeal for hicks, evangelists and pierced-teen fantasies (and all the while you were wondering what they have in common). Also alleged is that he is a fallen angel, but sources can never tell how he fell, from where, and did he take any para-legal action immediately afterwards? In case he did, who was his lawyer? I'd want to avoid the lawyer who can't get anything better than hell in compensation.

At the Burger King,"Hi, my name is Prince Of Darkness, may i take your order, please?"

by Lanark February 3, 2005

Knights of Darkness

An absolutely awesome Star Wars MUD. Also known as KoD.

I love Knights of Darkness!

by Keegster April 24, 2003

darkness

(1) An ace British rock band who were highly popularised to little shits by the release of their soong "I Believe In A Thing Called Love."
(2) Fair Beast!

(sung) "I believe in a thing called looooooove. Ooooo oo oo oo, GUITAR!"

by See you Jimmy? January 31, 2004

Darkness

Cool in a thuggin kind of way. Someone who is particularly badass in a back alley, street kind of way. This use of the word evolved from the Dave Cheppelle skit involving Rick James and Charlie Murphy.

Normando: "Philipe just sold his first eightball."
Daytona: "Darkness!"

Stevo: "The Ravens just got Willis McGahee, man they're gonna be darkness this season."

by El Guepardo Feliz March 25, 2007